Death Wish Coffee Valhalla Java Dark Roast Grounds, 12 Oz, Extra Kick of Caffeine, Bold & Intense Blend of Arabica Robusta Beans, USDA Organic Ground Coffee, Powerful Coffee for Morning Boost
$14.50
DAY STARTER GROUND COFFEE: Get a pound of power & energy every morning with our dark roast coffee ground. This dark coffee is made of robust bold flavors. Wake up your senses with our dark coffee ground that’s rich, intense, black and bold coffee. QUALITY BREW COFFEE GROUNDS DARK: Transform your basic cup into an intense coffee. A sip of this best coffee will make you say yes to more coffee grinds! Feel alive every day with our Vahalla Java Odinforce blend artisanal coffee ground dark roast! STRONG COFFEE GROUND: Enjoy otherwordly caffeine from the best ground coffee you’ll ever taste! This ground dark roast coffee is made with premium arabica & robusta beans from volcanic Indonesia & the nutrient-rich soils of Central & South America. GODLY COFFEE POWDER: Brew our best coffees made with rich flavor. This coffee ground bold has earthy notes of nuts melted into chocolate. Truly a gourmet coffee that’s extra-caffeinated to make you powerful & strong to hit the grounds running! DEATH WISH COFFEE PROMISE: We hope you enjoy our ground coffee premium like many happy customers because we’ll only be happy if you are! If you don’t love it, tell us & we’ll refund you. Trying out our fine ground coffee is risk-free! Get yours now!
DAY STARTER GROUND COFFEE: Get a pound of power & energy every morning with our dark roast coffee ground. This dark coffee is made of robust bold flavors. Wake up your senses with our dark coffee ground that’s rich, intense, black and bold coffee. QUALITY BREW COFFEE GROUNDS DARK: Transform your basic cup into an intense coffee. A sip of this best coffee will make you say yes to more coffee grinds! Feel alive every day with our Vahalla Java Odinforce blend artisanal coffee ground dark roast! STRONG COFFEE GROUND: Enjoy otherwordly caffeine from the best ground coffee you’ll ever taste! This ground dark roast coffee is made with premium arabica & robusta beans from volcanic Indonesia & the nutrient-rich soils of Central & South America. GODLY COFFEE POWDER: Brew our best coffees made with rich flavor. This coffee ground bold has earthy notes of nuts melted into chocolate. Truly a gourmet coffee that’s extra-caffeinated to make you powerful & strong to hit the grounds running! DEATH WISH COFFEE PROMISE: We hope you enjoy our ground coffee premium like many happy customers because we’ll only be happy if you are! If you don’t love it, tell us & we’ll refund you. Trying out our fine ground coffee is risk-free! Get yours now!
| Manufacturer | Death Wish Coffee Co. |
|---|---|
| Brand | Death Wish Coffee Co. |
| Item Weight | 12.8 ounces |
| Product Dimensions | 3.5 x 3 x 6.5 inches |
| Color | Dark Roast |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Size | 12 Ounce (Pack of 1) |
| Capacity | 12 Ounces |
| Date First Available | October 2, 2013 |
240Brick240Brick –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Death Wish Coffee Company Valhalla Java
This is my second time ordering Valhalla Java from Death Wish Coffee.I originally gave it a try because I like to support independently-owned products/companies.I expected it to be good, but I enjoyed it so much that I’d now call it my favorite. Or at least, in my All-Time Top 3.Medium-roasted, not-too-finely ground (I ordered ground coffee, not whole bean).I always brew through a brass basket, not a paper filter; I think the paper affects the consistency (and the look) of the brewed coffee.A fresh-ground, “old style A&P store” aroma fills the air in my house while the coffee brews. I know, I’m brewing some right now.The flavor is mellow, slightly smoky, and neither too acidic nor too bitter–though it IS a little of both.More of a strong oaky/toast character. The taste itself is enough to open your eyes first thing in the morning, without slapping you in the face.The “amplified” caffeine content kind of kicks in 10 or 15 minutes after the first sip; after 30 minutes, I am “hitting on all cylinders”, and that feeling stays with me for a few hours.Do I really NEED that mid-afternoon cup, as a pick-me-up? Yes. Yes I do.Maybe it’s just me…?Also: I love these stickers. The first round are now on my guitar case.Not sure where to put the latest ones.
4 people found this helpful
Richard R. –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Great Odin’s beard this is good coffee!
This is…. This is insanely good coffee, I’m not even joking, it’s the best coffee I’ve ever had, and I didn’t even use my percolator, just tossed some in the wife’s kuerig. I may actually consider the prescription, because I WILL be buying this stuff regularly.
2 people found this helpful
Mac Smith –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Shaken but not stirred.
When I first awoke, my mind was still booting, I could place my hand upon a red hot stove top and seconds would pass before my brain thought to retract my hand. I am, true to my core, a caffeine addict. I drink about a pot and a half of coffee to function, let this be known.Now normally, when I hear (read) “Worlds strongest coffee” I think, probably got a bit more zip than usual brands.No.I was wrong.I made a pot of coffee, downed about half of it, then groveled into my shower. Somewhere within the watery confines of my temporary cleansing prison, a beam of light shot through. My eyes peeled back and Odin smiled, as Thor slammed Mjolnir down and an electric demon ripped its way to me. It then dug it’s fingers into my spine and I felt ALIVE.I immediately finished my shower and began my day. Time felt slow, and the only thing I could hear was a buzzing in my head. When I took a moment to breathe, I realized it was my thoughts. It had been what felt like centuries since I last had a caffeine rush of this scale.It was glorious.If you are addicted to caffeine, or want to complete a 36 hour project in 4.5 minutes, this is the coffee for you.If you shake like Michael J Foxx after 2 cups of folgers, stay, THE HELL, away.
hackson dabold –
4.0 out of 5 stars
i loved it .
i used it all up about September 1st. i loved it. its crisp, slightly bitter (but that could just be my coffee machine), but otherwise is was just under what i needed for caffeine . {i’m a big guy}
Juice box heroes –
5.0 out of 5 stars
The unknown hero of the night.
As I was crawling across the desert in hopes that I would someday make it to my destination, worried that if i sleep now I would never awake. the fear pushed me onward honor and duty was my fuel, but that fuel was long since empty. In the distance I could see the lights of the town I was only a half a day walk Only a half day…. Hope slipped from my fingers as sand does through an hourglass. As I rolled over to my back taking my last dieing breath I shouted into the heavens “oden! I failed you!” and it was at that moment a blast of light an echo of what sounded like a cry of a 1000 tormented souls, a reply came. “look beside you drink from the skull of they whome do not worship, that skull is filled with my last tears I will ever let bleed from my face! Drink and make your journey in 6 hours not half day! Drink!” and that kids is how I ended up here. I did drink from that cup but I did not finish my drink as I knew it would change the world. This was my death wish and I received coffee. Death wish coffee Valhalla the tale of the unknown hero of the nights.
9 people found this helpful
Sarah Emerson –
5.0 out of 5 stars
This coffee brought me back from the dead
After a long day of no sleep, family luncheon and antiquing I could feel my body grow weak and listless. Knowing I needed a coffee I brewed my first cup of Valhalla Java.The smell tickled my nose with the promise of power and danced over my tongue in a blend of flavor that would have Bragi spin his beautiful words.However, I had consumed the elixir too late and the cold sleep befell my body. I could hear Hel coming to claim me. As she was about to take me to Helheim I felt a force boom in my chest. Boom, and again boom. Soon a rythm took place and Hel left with an utterance of ‘until another time.’Sitting up I saw my boyfriend looking at me and he asked how I slept. I laughed knowing that was more than sleeping but that Valhalla Java had saved me and brought me back with the blessing of Odin. Every chore I had waiting for me in the home was tackled with ease and flair. This was no simple cup of coffee this was the power of the old gods.Tl/dr: it’s a bold coffee with a smooth taste and will give you a kick in the rear to get stuff done.
6 people found this helpful
Zachary Taylor –
5.0 out of 5 stars
In truth, this infusion is of the gods
As were the mighty warriors of distant ages past, whose names once glittered like the setting sun on a windy sea and are now forgotten in all places save the halls of the valiant; so now are our office staff to each day sally forth unto the teaming hordes on the fields of our battle.Our pens, as were spears of so long ago, do now glint in the harsh light of daylight LED bulbs as they do their good works. Our desktops, as were once wide fields of green from half forgotten tales of battle and glory, now do run dark with the ink and toner of our printers. Where once ravens cried omens from their perches, now do our scanners echo down the dim hallways and staircases of the office.And unto this, each morning by the grace of our office manager, do we now encounter within the kitchenette this divine brew of lordly spoor and goodly sapidity; to supple our wits with lusty pertinacity and steel our hearts with hale vim. Each brew a blessing from Àsguard. Each sip a prayer of ardency. Every stained coffee mug a warning to the tinge of our dentition.
Raymond –
4.0 out of 5 stars
Good but proffered Deathwish
I liked it but it wasn’t as strong as I hoped the flavor was good. It was hard to open with the tap that was on it
Devgru –
5.0 out of 5 stars
This coffee is best for me!
This coffee is FANTASTIC! I’ll have you know that I would consider myself a novice level coffee drinker and I have yet to indulge in any exotic types such as kopi luwak. Nevertheless I know how bland Foldgers and Maxwell can be when made day after day in the office. Sure you can put creamers in them and add 300 calories to your much needed caffeine boost but some of us our trying to maintain the body of Odin himself. I read multiple reviews on this coffee claiming that it is the boldest and smoothest coffee west of the Mississippi. Now, like I said before I don’t know coffee that well but I find this stuff delicious! It is the first coffee that I only drink black and I wouldn’t dare taint it with added sugar or creamer. I prefer to drip brew this coffee in a Chemex system when I have the extra time on a weekend morning but French pressing it during the work week is still very satisfying. I have also found that with all coffee, whole bean freshly grounded by your hands is way better! I purchased the five pound bag of Valhalla Java Odin force blend for what seems like a ridiculous amount of money… but if you have a proper storage container to keep the freshness it is once heck of a deal. Happy brewing gents.
4 people found this helpful
Joseph –
4.0 out of 5 stars
Great Coffee, But be mindful of high caffeine content!
This coffee has a nice aroma and flavor, very good value for price. But be mindful of the amount of caffeine in it. I understood how much it had in it when I bought it, but never thought I would be giving it away due to not being able to have a full night sleep and shakiness all day.If you are used to almost 3x to 4x the caffeine of a monster or normal coffee this stuff should be your go too. But if you are on the fence if you should drink it or not be careful.(I got so much stuff done when I wasn’t dealing with the side effects though LOLLL)
Nina –
5.0 out of 5 stars
WOW
This was delicious. We will be ordering more.
BigMike –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Good coffee not just a cheap gimmick
Ok so I’ll admit I bought it because of the viking marketing cuz I’m a dork and I love that crap. BUT it’s actually good coffee. Good flavor.
Bryan Hecht –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Love.
Love this blend. Not my first time buying it and not my last.
The Armando LoveThe Armando Love –
2.0 out of 5 stars
Taste is not great, very bitter, and inconsistent grind.
I used a metal basket in my cold brew pitcher, brewed in the fridge for about 20 hours (I usually do 24). The coffee came out extremely bitter, but worse yet, chunky… I had a look at the grind and found them to be extremely varied in levels of grind. There was a lot of fine espresso grind mixed in with the coarse stuff. I think some of the terrible taste could be due to the teaspoon of grinds in my cup, I’d consider it user error if all the grinds were fine, but they’re not, they’re all over the place.Imagine this: you’re playing Baldurs Gate 3 until 7 am knowing full well that you have work at 9. Not a problem that 18 ounces of extra cafinated coffee can’t solve. You get up, fill your bottle and head to work. From the 7 sips you’ve had by the time you arrive you’re WIDE AWAKE, but left tongue brushing the grinds out of your teeth. You’re still sipping because you feel your power fading, chewing as you go, feeling like a fool for buying low quality cafinated coffee when they make caffeine pills.I might consider buying these again if they start selling the whole beans at a discount, but as of now it’s not worth it.
2 people found this helpful
Dom Run –
3.0 out of 5 stars
Tastes great but USE CAUTIOUSLY
This has been my go to coffee for the past three years. One cup first thing in the morning and I’m good to go for the whole day. I recently discovered that I’m good for the whole day because in a 12 oz. serving there’s 660mg of caffeine… So my 16 oz. mug quickly turned into 880mg of caffeine or 220% of your daily recommended amount of caffeine. I absolutely loved the taste of this coffee but it caused so many health issues I actually had to throw away my last bag. If you’re going to drink 6oz of coffee and leave your caffeine intake at just that, buy this coffee. If you like a big cup in the morning like me, find something else.
One person found this helpful
Dean Hennings –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Strong Coffee lovers will enjoy
Gave this to my father for a gift. He loves strong, dark coffees, so I was looking for the strongest ones! He has said many times that it’s one of his favorites.
Norman –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Best coffee ever
I LOVE this coffee! I’ve bought it several times over the past couple years, it’s so good. Doesn’t make me nauseous or jittery like energy supplements do, and it gives me just the right amount of kick in the morning.
Jordan Van Horsen –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Where was this when I was in college?
Greetings, fellow caffeine enthusiasts! Today I’m here to talk to you about Deathwish coffee, more specifically, the Valhalla blend. Buckle up and prepare for a wild ride, I’ve had two cups of this coffee and I feel like I need to go to jail.Now, in case you didn’t know, let’s start with the basics. “Valhalla” is essentially viking heaven, and literally translates to “hall of the slain” in old norse. The smell of these bad boys is enough to make me feel like I could learn every norse language overnight. It’s like a concentrated shot of pure energy sneaking up your nose and tap dancing on your olfactory receptors. One whiff, and you’ll be convinced that you can smell colors and hear flavors. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself in full viking garb at two in the morning—it’s a common side effect.When it comes to taste balanced with caffeine content, these beans really do take it to the next level. Brace yourself for a flavor explosion that’ll make fireworks jealous. The first sip hits your taste buds like a lightning strike, awakening every single nerve ending in your mouth. It’s like a party where all the flavors are invited—chocolate, caramel, and a dash of extra zing that makes your taste buds sing. If you’re looking for a coffee that slaps you awake like a caffeinated kangaroo, this is the way to go.Of course, we can’t ignore the insane caffeine content. These beans pack a punch that could send a rocket ship to Neptune. With just one cup, you’ll be ready to run a marathon, solve complex equations, and juggle flaming torches—all at the same time. However, it’s essential to approach this level of caffeine with caution. Too much, and you might find yourself speaking at a million words per minute, inventing a new language, or challenging your neighbors to a coffee-fueled dance-off. Legend on the school bus has it that Jimmy down the street drank four cups and ran to Nebraska.The real fun begins when you share with your friends. Imagine a gathering where everyone is fueled by this ultra-caffeinated elixir. Conversations become a rapid-fire exchange of ideas, jokes, and nonsensical brilliance. It’s like an episode of a caffeinated sitcom, where laughter is contagious and snorts become the soundtrack of the night. Just make sure to have a camera ready—you’ll want to capture those priceless moments of pure caffeine-induced hilarity. Seriously, forget whatever methodology D.A.R.E. and Cocaine Anonymous use these days- this stuff alone is enough to convince me I never need another mind-altering substance.In conclusion, these are not just coffee beans—they’re a passport to a legendary world of caffeinated adventure. From the electrifying packaging to the flavor explosion and the side-splitting effects, these beans are the ultimate catalyst for laughter. Grab a bag, gather your wittiest friends, and embark on a journey where every sip is a punchline waiting to happen. Remember, life is too short to drink ordinary coffee. Embrace the madness and let the laughter flow like a caffeine-powered river. For Valhalla!
29 people found this helpful
Frank Candelori –
5.0 out of 5 stars
A Bold and Thrilling Coffee Experience – 5 Stars All the Way!
The Death Wish Coffee Valhalla Java Dark Roast Grounds have taken my coffee journey to an exhilarating new level, and I’m thrilled to award them a well-deserved five-star rating. If you’re a fan of robust, full-bodied coffee that delivers an intense wake-up call, this blend is an absolute must-try.From the moment I opened the bag, I was greeted by an intoxicating aroma that hinted at the boldness within. The deep, rich scent set the stage for what turned out to be a truly remarkable coffee experience. The dark roast profile is evident in every sip, providing a level of depth and complexity that keeps me coming back for more.The flavor is nothing short of exceptional. With each cup, I’m treated to a symphony of bold, earthy notes that dance on my taste buds. The blend strikes a perfect balance between boldness and smoothness, ensuring that while the coffee is intense, it remains remarkably drinkable.What sets this coffee apart is its impressive caffeine content. If you’re looking for a serious energy boost to kickstart your day, look no further. The Valhalla Java lives up to its name, invoking a sense of invigoration and strength akin to the legendary Norse warriors it’s named after.The packaging is equally noteworthy. The dark, mystic design aligns perfectly with the coffee’s persona, and the resealable bag ensures that the grounds remain fresh and flavorful with every brew.It’s important to note that while this coffee is undoubtedly a powerhouse, it might not be suitable for those who prefer milder blends. However, if you’re a true coffee aficionado who craves intense flavor and a jolt of energy, the Valhalla Java is an experience you won’t want to miss.In conclusion, the Death Wish Coffee Valhalla Java Dark Roast Grounds have earned their five-star rating by delivering a bold, captivating coffee experience that goes beyond the ordinary. With its exceptional flavor, high caffeine content, and carefully crafted packaging, this blend is a true gem for those seeking an unforgettable cup of coffee. Whether you’re facing a challenging day or simply want to savor the richness of a well-crafted brew, the Valhalla Java is your perfect companion.
7 people found this helpful
Michael Baker –
5.0 out of 5 stars
DAMN GOOD COFFEE
I drink roughly a pot a day of coffee, This and the OG Deathwish are my go to blends, bold yet smooth flavor. Gets me up and going in the Am and keeps me going all day long
Jazmin Shubert –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Dark Roast, Military husband loves
Punches you in the face to wake up. I have had medium blend and starbucks dark roast, this don’t compare. My husband has his cup of coffee and gets woken up quick. The taste is good and the smell is the best.
Jannine E Zerres –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Love it – In this economy it is a splurge so I do not get it as frequently
One of our favorite coffees. But in this economy we are skipping our subscribe and save orders as all these little treats add up 🙁
Johnny –
4.0 out of 5 stars
Cool packaging
I wanted to try Death Wish coffee for a while, so I snagged this on a Prime Day. The packaging had something to do with it.As for the coffee, it’s fine. It tastes like a mix of dark and medium roasts blended. I don’t really like high caffeine content, so it’s not for me, but for $11 it’s decent coffee.
Braidon Benjamin –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Excellent Coffee
I’m not a coffee expert, but this is now our household staple. This is an excellent dark roast with a lot of flavor. It is uniquely different from the original Death Wish flavor.
javierjavier –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Love This coffee
Conner Prouty –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Smooooooth and Richer than Elon Musk
Everything this brand turns out, is absolutely top quality! I would always love to purchase this brand for the smoothness and rich flavor that I find no other brand able to even compare in my deep coffee loving history. In a drip machine I would order ground for sure, but if you intend to use a French press I recommend using whole bean and aiming for a coarser grind.
Rob –
4.0 out of 5 stars
Great coffee when on sale.
Not bad when price is rite. I only buy when on sale.
One person found this helpful
Sticks01 –
4.0 out of 5 stars
Definitely different?
Finally pulled the plug and decided to try the Death Wish coffee after a lot of friends recommended it! I have to say, definitely a different flavor than any other coffee I’ve tried (and a good different!). As for the caffeine content, I really can’t say that I notice a difference. I brewed it to their specifications, even putting my coffee maker on the “bold” setting (brews a little slower to get more flavor and strength). Had a couple cups but not noticing any real change in the caffeine that I can tell from my regular brand (usually go with Folger’s Breakfast Blend). After all of the reviews I was expecting the whole “see sounds and taste colors” but even after those couple cups my HR never got above 65 and not even the slightest tremors I was expecting from the crazy caffeine levels they say it has. Not really any different than my usual Folger’s from what I can tell 🤨. Like I said, great taste and I’m definitely not disappointed in trying it, but for the price, really not sure. I’m going to have the wife try it tomorrow and see what she thinks. Maybe I’m just unusually immune to caffeine? Or maybe it’s the different coffee bean this one uses? Only time will tell I guess! Anywhat, definitely worth a try, I don’t think anyone would be disappointed for giving it a shot at least once!
LH –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Valhalla Forever!
I am writing this review in the hopes that the Coffee of Death will stop hounding me to death for a review. I order the Valhalla Java Coffee, and the smell emanating from the box will fire your heart in anticipation. Whilst brewing, creatures crawl from the depths of the house, all in search for the promise of Valhalla. And once you take a sip, a fortifying sip, there is an explosion of pure unmatched fervor for the marching towards the war of your day. You shall never be defeated! Basically, it is all true, except I like cold coffee. So, I brew the coffee at night, and stand guard while others try to maraud the steaming pot. I secretly stash the treasure in the refrigerator behind the fresh vegetables; as no honest late-night snack seeker is going for the celery or carrots. Valhalla Java served cold with vanilla or cinnamon flavored cream is the drink of the true gods. See, some may boast that they take their coffee straight. Well then, great for you. But you ken, that beneath the cream and a wee bit of spice, lies the fierce heart of a warrior, with a smattering of finesse, and a willingness to tackle even the greatest of odds. If you serve anything other than Valhalla, there will be no mercy shown. Lo, there do I see my coffee, Lo, there do I see my day, Lo, they call me to fight I35 traffic in rush hour with the heart of the warrior and the metal of the brave. I will drink Valhalla Forever! (So, yeah, it’s great coffee.)
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Mark Taylor –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Best strong coffee out there
Valhalla Coffee has the same baseline strengthvas deathwish, but with a far better flavor. Use a French press for best results…
Dana Gordon –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Fantastic Brew
Deep rich coffee that has the not so subtle power to elicit ones ability to power clean, finish long ago projects forgotten to procrastination, offer super powers to the ordinary and leave one pacing the house looking for the next task to speed complete. Its a smooth and easy to drink brew out of Brokkr’s forge and tempered for us mortals by Odin himself. Some coffee’s have high enough acid content to give me heartburn but this deeply complex gift from the goddess Gefjun has no such drawback. I bought this coffee for my husband who was singing the praises of great warriors past and toasting to Valhalla with his first and only needed cup of coffee of the day and every day since Christmas. We brewed a pot in a traditional coffee maker but I find that it is better enjoyed from a french press. It is well roasted, no bitterness and no burnt taste. It doesn’t leave the strange sort of coffee aftertaste that gives the powerful coffee breath. We’ve enjoyed this coffee in a number of ways, black, with sugar, and with sugar and creamer and in all cases it won us over making it the number one coffee on our 2019 list of drinks that we must have from the nine realms. If you’re looking for a nice pick me up that won’t cause heart palpitations in the morning like a sighting of Thor, this is your coffee.
One person found this helpful
Cassandra lemley –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Best coffee ever.
By far my favorite coffee. I love taking it camping and having a cup with whiskey around the fire. It’s very smooth. I usually get heartburn from coffee and I don’t with this
3 people found this helpful
Kyle V. –
5.0 out of 5 stars
The skies were torn asunder!!!!
Bought a bag of this so we could try it at our shop. Brewed it up this morning and 4 of us had a cup, here are the reactions from the mechanics and myself. Tech 1 the vet (1 cup about 20 min after brew) began getting the munchies and felt tingly said it was amazing. Tech 2 new guy (1 tumbler about 20 min after brew) started talkin really fast and very excited. Tech 3 the old guy (1 cup 20 min after brew) said it was good got back to work. Me the head A-hole (2 cups within 35 min of brew) after the first cup i felt very light on my feet and focused, after second cup buckle up butter cup it got wierd, the snozberrys tasted like snozberrys, I could hear birds chirping outside the building over the stereo, i got the munchies and after a breakfast burrito I completed a week of paper work and cleaned and reorganized my office in 4 hrs! Over all it was worth every penny the shop guys cleared out 2 days worth of work in a half day! Every one liked it but agreed it needs to be used in modesty lol.
2 people found this helpful
Armando Aguirre –
5.0 out of 5 stars
What a jolt
Taste great, buzz city,
Robyn F. –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Coffee of the Gods!
To say I love this coffee would be putting it mildly. I freaking mega love this coffee. The flavor is so good with a slight chocolate after taste and VERY little bitterness. It doesn’t upset my stomach like other coffees and puts a smile on my face, morning, noon, or night. Be careful if caffeine affects you as this stuff is pretty loaded. Do not miss your chance to try this though, you’ll soon discover you’ve made a new favorite.
6 people found this helpful
Mamma Bear –
5.0 out of 5 stars
LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS!!!
As a full time, sahm mom of a two year old and a 3 year old, who takes evening classes, I literally live by “coffee, messy hair, don’t care.” On average I drink 2-3 cups of coffee between 7 and 9am, and I still feel sleepy and groggy. This coffee is what I have been DREAMING of!! Not only is it super flavorful, well rounded, robust, smooth and has a mouth watering aroma, it definitely gives me the kick in the butt I need in the morning. After only 3 sips, I am awake, I have energy and that morning for is gone!Yes, it is a little on the pricey side, but so worth it. I make it in a french press, only 6 scoops makes a wonderful tasting 2 cups, but I don’t even think j need the second cup, to be honest!!!Love this coffee, I will be buying it again!!
Nicholas S. –
5.0 out of 5 stars
This was legitimately the greatest coffee I have ever had in my life
This was legitimately the greatest coffee I have ever had in my life. As you brew it, you can smell the wrath of the gods in bean form as they prepare a mighty assault that the bards will sing of for ages, until Ragnarok. After putting it into my cup, and drinking it…I felt as energized as a battery that Thor blasted with Mjolnir while riding a sturdy goat through the skies of finland. I was UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGIZED. If you literally need so much energy that you would be able to punch a hole clean through a cow, tear out it’s heart and then proceed to leave for work, and only remember that you forgot your car half way there….THIS IS THE COFFEE FOR YOU. Buy it. It’s amazing. If you don’t, your a beardless girly man.Review add on, edited after continued usage:After drinking it for about a week now, this coffee has become a true staple in my life. Literally there is no Nick functioning without a hearty cup of deathwish. Unless the allfather’s in the cup, my happy butt isn’t getting up. Seriously. Drink it, You need this coffee. It helps make work enjoyable with the copious and borderline irresponsible amounts of caffeine and secondarily serotonin in my blood stream. Myself and several others at my job now swear by this, and choose to worship the Allfather in bean form.And to quote once more…IF THE ALLFATHERS NOT IN THE CUP, ITS NOT TIME TO WAKE UP!
6 people found this helpful
Lilly Ferro –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Taste
Good coffe ,strong
John Galt –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Delicious coffee, my favorite!
Excellent strong but smooth taste…the best I’ve tried! However, it’s pricey so I can’t afford to drink it all the time.
Justin –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Love
This is my favorite coffee.
Digibug –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Exhilarating as an Ozzy guitar solo
Delicious. If I was rich I would drink it everyday.
Flora Owen –
5.0 out of 5 stars
What not to Like Great Taste
Great Taste, better than the original “Death Wish” has a hint of Chocolate… and Smooth going down.. Valhalla Java. God of War .. Love it.
J. P. –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Only Coffee I drink now.
Aromatic, Stronger than 7 Dwarves and a surefire way to ram your way through the gates of Valhalla. For real though, best coffee I’ve ever had, great taste and a very pleasant aroma. Went from having to use creamer in my coffee to tolerate it to drinking it black.
One person found this helpful
SaxonHousecarl –
5.0 out of 5 stars
One of my favorite coffees
Be careful over consuming this because it is very high caffeine compared to standard coffee.That said, the flavor is great. It is very dark roast but is very smooth and mellow. Doesn’t have an acidic burn to it when you drink it. It is one of my favorites, but it is just so expensive.
Tamberlin –
5.0 out of 5 stars
skip the tie
dad gets this for father’s day every year :Dhe loves good coffee but has a tight budget that’s only getting tighter thanks too well everything lately. you know. right before covid i got him a couple different bags for a gift & this one was his favorite. so now every year for father’s day he gets another bag that he rations out like water in a desert cause he wants it to last as long as possible. i wish it were a little cheaper so i could get it more often for him but the look on his face after that first cup from a fresh bag says i’d rather they don’t screw it up.
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Angel –
5.0 out of 5 stars
Tastes amazing.
If you like the taste of coffee you will love this.